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Al Gore

What is The Goracle?

We aren't sure who first coined the name "The Goracle", but left-wing eco-pilgrims have been using the term for at least the last year to fawn over Al Gore. The name is a combination of "Gore" and "Oracle" that celebrates Al's presumed prescience on the issue of global warming. We happen to think the name is ironic, funny, and wildly presumptuous, so we completed the work of the Gore legions by creating this actual online temple to celebrate the "greatness" of the Lexus-hybrid-driving, mansion-dwelling leader of the global warming doomsday cult.
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