Goracle May Forgive You
Gore Face
My child, what is your sin?

Great Goracle, I work hard to give my family a better life.
Oh Goracle, my very breath produces carbon dioxide.
Masterful Goracle, I feel guilty that our advanced industrial society produces so much opportunity, culture, and wealth.

Do Not Worry, My Child. You Shall be Forgiven if You Do This:
1. Buy Carbon Offsets from One of My Portfolio Companies Cash
2. Give Me and My Political Allies Control of the Economy Smash Capitalism


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