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Prayer of Gore

Al is my Shepherd

He is only aware of what he wants
He makes me lie down on park benches outside his mansion

He leads me beside the polluted water of his strip mine
He restores my doubt in brain dead liberals

He leads me in the path of Kyoto for his legacy sake
His lies give children sleepless nights

Though i walk dark in my house
his 4 are lit like Vegas

Surely his lust for power will follow me all the days of my life
And I will see votes held to the light on thanksgiving forever

-- letzfaceit, YouTube, April 8, 2007


"Playing equal parts visionary, cheerleader and comedian, Al Gore brought his message of how to fight global warming to a capacity crowd of receptive architects Saturday in San Antonio.

The former vice president referred continually to a 'new way of thinking' that is emerging in the country and offered hope in the battle to control the effects global warming will have on the planet.

'It's in part a spiritual crisis,' Gore told the crowd in the Convention Center at the American Institute of Architects national convention. 'It's a crisis of our own self-definition — who we are. Are we creatures destined to destroy our own species? Clearly not.'" Gore sees 'spiritual crisis' in warming 05/05/2007 San Antonio Express News


"I can understand the appeal of the global Warming religion, I really can. For those who have disavowed conventional religion and have decided that man is the ultimate power -- by which they mean themselves in particular, not just humanity in general -- the thought that they alone can save the planet is heady stuff, indeed. Who needs a god when they have placed themselves at that pinnacle?" -- Warner Todd Huston, writing Gore As Religious Figure, May 10, 2007 in The Conservative Voice


"Al Gore defends his extraordinary personal energy usage by telling critics he maintains a 'carbon neutral' lifestyle by buying 'carbon offsets,' but the company that receives his payments turns out to be partly owned and chaired by the former vice president himself.

Gore has built a 'green money-making machine capable of eventually generating billions of dollars for investors, including himself, but he set it up so that the average Joe can't afford to play on Gore's terms,' writes blogger Dan Riehl." -- Gore's 'carbon offsets' paid to firm he owns World Net Daily March 2, 2007

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